• harry: hi
  • kanye: do i know u?

lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

massholehackey:

if you dont think they’re perfect, you’re wrong

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
harperhug:


#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin